The Onion on China

The satirical U.S. newspaper The Onion has devoted it recent issue to China after claiming it was bought out by a Chinese corporation called Fish Time 鱼完美 (“Almagamated Salvaged Fisheries and Polymer Injection Corp”).

Articles in the issue include:
China Strong
Nothing At All Happens To 28 Tibetan Protesters, Their Families
Potato-Faced Youngster Lauded For Memorizing Primitive 26-Character Alphabet
Yao Ming!
Workers Protest Over-Ventilation Of U.S. Factories
Clear American Sky A Constant Reminder Of Industrial Inferiority

From China Strong:

In other news, the Chinese government is fair, all-knowing, and wise, propelled by the strength of two billion loyal hands, all pulling together as one under the Great Celestial Bureaucracy high above.

Experts all agreed that there can be no question of this claim, as this claim is the truth.

Two video reports are below:

China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter


China’s Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is

July 20, 2009 3:42 PM
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