From China Digital Space
Lúntāi 轮胎Bo Xilai was replaced as Chongqing Party chief.
I heard that after Teletubby cut off Hot Pot*, parent company Master Kang was strangled by Tire and Teletubby. This was that firecracker bang you heard before dawn on the 20th [of March, 2012], the sound of Master Kang's crushing defeat. While Teletubby’s film and TV career took off over the past nine years, his heart is still in the right place. He is, after all, the man who 20 years ago stood outside Bacon Hall** behind Yangzhou Fried Rice. All that singing and hot pot eating depleted nine years of effort. Thank goodness Tire never took off his camouflage, so that he could ultimately take down Instant Noodles.
* Bo Xilai was Party boss of Chongqing, a city renowned for its hot pot.
** Mao Zedong is also known as cured meat by netizens.