{"id":124011,"date":"2011-09-14T18:42:32","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T01:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chinadigitaltimes.net\/?p=124011"},"modified":"2011-09-14T18:42:32","modified_gmt":"2011-09-15T01:42:32","slug":"a-village-with-only-one-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chinadigitaltimes.net\/2011\/09\/a-village-with-only-one-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"A Village With Only One Restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"

Danwei’s Jeremy Goldkorn translates a joke<\/strong><\/a> currently being passed around on Sina Weibo and beyond:<\/p>\n

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There is a village that only has one restaurant. Everyone in the village has to eat at that restaurant.<\/p>\n

Villager<\/strong>: Why can’t we have more than one restaurant?<\/p>\n

Waiter<\/strong>: Our village is in a stage of development where more than one restaurant can lead to chaos, so we only have one restaurant.<\/p>\n

Villager<\/strong>: But the food here is really not good!<\/p>\n

Waiter<\/strong>: Our restaurant has only been developing for a short time. Even if the food tasted worse than this, at least it’s our own food!<\/p>\n

Villager<\/strong>: But can’t it be a little cheaper?<\/p>\n

Waiter<\/strong>: That would not suit the conditions of our village; the restaurant also needs to develop.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Read on …<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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