Muddled Shit Times

混球屎报 (hùn qiú shǐ bào): The Muddled-Sh*t Times In Chinese, “Muddled-Sh*t Times” sounds like the “Global Times” (环球时报: huán qiú shíbào). The Global Times is a daily Chinese newspaper produced under the auspices of the official Chinese Communist Party newspaper, the People's Daily, focusing on international issues.