From Letters from China:
Laowai buyer: The Mao Zedong thought is so great and ever-victorious. Is it possible to lower the price of this product?
Chinese exporter: Serve the people! The price can be negotiated. The key is your quantity …
Chairman Mao’s teaching is not unlike business cliche – people just stick to it although everyone knows it’s complete nonsense.
Hong Kong Ming Pao