If I Were Ultraman
If I were Ultraman, the best would be Ultraman Ace. I’d keep peace in the universe. I wouldn’t be like my brothers, fighting monsters in Japan all day. I’d universalize “peace-keeping.” I’d set up reporting hotlines in all the major countries of all the continents in the world, so that I’d be able to there as soon as any incidents happened. And I’d fight the aliens who invaded Earth, and I’d also take the initiative and defeat the strongest Baltans who have their eye on Earth. And I’d patrol all throughout the galaxy, rooting out everything that would harm Earth. Of course, I couldn’t simply rely on myself, a single Ultraman, to accomplish such a large-scale monster destruction. I’d have to unite the world of Ultra and start up a military service, and then bring the fine suggestions of Earth’s Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong Thought, and Jiang Zemin Theory to the world of Ultra so that they can excel at both thought and combat. And build a harmonious universe, which needs to start from the very young. So bring up good “little Ultras.”*
To be able to unite the universe and keep peace is my greatest desire.
(Some translated language revised by CDT)