Ministry of Truth: Bad Trades and Fake Thirds

Ministry of Truth: Bad Trades and Fake Thirds

The following instructions, issued to the media by government authorities, have been leaked and distributed online. Chinese journalists and bloggers often refer to these instructions as “.”

Department News Service Notice: (1) Regarding the incident of abnormal trading by Everbright Securities, the media are asked to report objectively in accordance with information issued by authoritative bodies. Do not hype. (2) Today’s “Zhang Tai” commercial advertisement in the violates the stipulations of advertising law. The media are asked to strengthen revision of the contents of advertisements. Do not publish this type of advertisement. Do not report or comment on this incident. (August 20, 2013)

广东省委宣传部新闻处通知:1、关于光大证券异常交易事件,请各媒体按权威部门发布信息客观报道,不炒作。2、今天南方都市报的“张太”商业广告违反了广告法规定,请各媒体加强广告内容把关,不要刊发类似广告,对此事不报道,不评论。

On Tuesday, a trader at Everbright Securities accidentally sold 10 million government bonds far below market value, costing the company about 120,000 yuan (about USD 19,606).

On the same day, Southern Metropolis Daily ran a cryptic full-page ad that lead to serious misunderstanding online:

Former Zhang Tai: Give it up! The winner and loser have already been decided. Only a man who does right by his woman is a good man! I hope you wake up soon. Take care of yourself. I wish for a world without thirds! Zhang Tai

前任张太: 你放手吧! 输赢已定。 好男人,只属于懂得 搞好自己的女人! 祝你早日醒悟。 搞好自己, 愿,天下无三! 张太

Netizens quickly shared this ad on Weibo, shocked that a mistress would make such a public statement. “Former Zhang Tai” (前任张太) can also be read as “ex Mrs. Zhang”–readers assumed that a Mr. Zhang had left his first wife to marry his mistress. The wish for “a world without thirds” (天下无三) plays on the title of the film A World Without Thieves (天下无贼). Mistresses are known as “little thirds” (小三).

The paper issued an apology [zh] yesterday, explaining that the ad was actually the first in a series by the cosmetics company Hänhoo, which later reveals that the “former Zhang Tai” is the same fictional person as the current “Zhang Tai.”

CDT has collected the selections we translate here from a variety of sources and has checked them against official Chinese media reports to confirm their implementation.

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