Blogger: Google’s Recent Troubles

In response to the recent uproar over escalating Internet controls in China, and in particular the blocking of various Google services, Chinese bloggers are sending around the following spoof of the Google logos:

Everyone in the world knows Google…
地球人都知道Google……

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Google says “doing no evil” is in their DNA….
Google说它不作恶是它的DNA……

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Google is just a platform, the contents are produced by users….
Google只是平台,内容是用户生成的……

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But Big Brother is always watching…..
老大哥其实一直在盯着……

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Actually, Google.cn was self-censored a long time ago
其实,Google.cn早已经“嫣然”……

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But they still don’t want to let Google go, even though they are in the midst of a whirlpool….
可他们还是不想放过Google,哪怕它早已在漩涡之中……

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They accuse Google of pornography…
他们控诉Google涉黄……

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Some people say, porn is porn, just use protection [homonym for Web proxy Tor]…
有人建议说,黄就黄吧,带套(tor)就行……

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But early on the detectives discovered that Google had been framed….
其实早有侦探发现Google是被诬陷……

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Soon the rogues were running wild….
一时间群魔乱舞……

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But rumor had it that one company in particular was especially pleased…
坊间传言说有一家公司特别高兴……

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Suddenly one night Google and Google Books disappeared…
突然有一天晚上Google不见啦,Google Book也没了……

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Not long after Google came back, but people were still very scared….
没一会儿Google就又回来了,可是人们还是非常害怕……

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One day, will we need to use Morse Code to read Google?
难道有一天我们要用摩斯码看Google?

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Or Braille?
还是我们要用布雷码?

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Oh, I know, we can all become frogs, and leap over the wall….
哦,想起来了,其实我们早就变成了青蛙,会翻墙……

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Is this really the end for Google?
难道Google真的在沦陷?

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Sooner or later will it just leave its remains?
还是早晚只剩下尸骨残骸?

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Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream and so do I…
马丁路德金有的我也有……

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That when I get old, I’ll still be able to use Google….
到我老的时候还是能用Google……

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And we will always be able to see what we want to see…
我们总是或者总会能看到我们想看到的……

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