Micah Sittig translated a post on Zhangjiang BBS, purporting to be a leaked copy of the “2009 CCTV Spring Festival Gala Line-up“(the server is no longer available anymore). Here selects some funny excerpts from the blog post.
2.小合唱《因为爱所以爱肉体岂能拿来慷慨》表演者:绿帽组,主唱:谢霆锋
5.小品<老虎来了>表演者:周正龙
15.体育杂技:《三个俯卧撑》 表演者:翁安县公-安局
2. Choir piece “Why you gotta go and do that love huh?”, performed by the Green Hat Group, lead singer Nicholas Tse
5. Comedic skit “The boy who cried tiger”, performed by Zhou Zhenglong
15. Athletic acrobatics: “Three push-ups”, performed by Weng’an County Police Department
The post makes fun of 15 major events that happen in China in the year 2008. CDT has coverage of most of them. For instance, please see the CDT tag Edison Chen if you are interested in No.2 on the list. For No.5, read the tag SouthChina Tiger. And read this article, “Netizens’ Anger and Wit Against Online Censorship”
as well if you are interested in No.15.